Too much school for a friday
Today is going to be a little hard. I have a test in a few hours in calc 2. I haven't done the homework in the class since before the first quiz. I should still do pretty well though. I do understand the material so far.
Comm. was an interesting class this morning. Tonight I have to go to some documentery on the Illinois death penalty then write a paper on it. Shouldn't be too difficult...just time consuming.
My posts seem to be kinda boring lately, so here's a joke:
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem
Who, combined, have written more books than they've read.
2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw
Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most high-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues.
3. America's Oil Companies
For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don't mix.
4. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon
For those 2 consecutive days last March when no Israelis or Palestinians killed each other.
5. Bill Gates
For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession.
6. The Editors of Maxim
For managing to create 300 magazine pages a month using no other subjects besides beer and models.
7. Jared
Of the Subway Sandwich fame, whose claim of losing hundreds of pounds and achieving optimum health by eating nothing but oversized, greasy heroes was questioned by no one.
8. Jennifer Lopez
Who, in conjunction with DuPont, developed a synthetic fabric capable of containing her ass.
9. That 300 Pound Guy
Who always manages to jam himself into the coach seat right next to yours on coast to coast flights.
10. Glaxo
Who has managed to make "loose stools" a side effect of every one of the drugs it produces.
Comm. was an interesting class this morning. Tonight I have to go to some documentery on the Illinois death penalty then write a paper on it. Shouldn't be too difficult...just time consuming.
My posts seem to be kinda boring lately, so here's a joke:
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem
Who, combined, have written more books than they've read.
2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw
Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most high-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues.
3. America's Oil Companies
For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don't mix.
4. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon
For those 2 consecutive days last March when no Israelis or Palestinians killed each other.
5. Bill Gates
For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession.
6. The Editors of Maxim
For managing to create 300 magazine pages a month using no other subjects besides beer and models.
7. Jared
Of the Subway Sandwich fame, whose claim of losing hundreds of pounds and achieving optimum health by eating nothing but oversized, greasy heroes was questioned by no one.
8. Jennifer Lopez
Who, in conjunction with DuPont, developed a synthetic fabric capable of containing her ass.
9. That 300 Pound Guy
Who always manages to jam himself into the coach seat right next to yours on coast to coast flights.
10. Glaxo
Who has managed to make "loose stools" a side effect of every one of the drugs it produces.
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